All God Wants Is for You to Make a Salad

Pick out rotten kale

toss the rest in a bowl

massage with lemon and pink salt

add olive oil, mix

chop cucumbers

toss in

chop tomatoes

toss in

check the box for moldy blueberries

toss in the rest

add olive oil, mix

fill up a glass of cold water

sip the water

eat your salad